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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.11 04:23:00 -
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granted- this movement grows so large it eclipses the internet as we know it and you become the best known afficionado of japanese cartoons about underage girls in the world. your family disowns you. girls are repulsed by you. all your advances are met with 'aren't you that scrub who took over the internet with anime or some mess' this causes to you lose faith in your movement and become the loneliest man in the world. you eventually pass away. your surviving family is like 'lol owned scrub'
I want to own a human being, who will grant me my wish
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.11 13:45:00 -
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granted- you get covered in carebear and contract rabies. you're unable to enjoy your shiny new loot cuz you got rabies
I wish I could render every newsreader in the world incapable of speaking in anything but thick ebonics
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.13 18:05:00 -
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wish granted... and no real catch, except of course the emoticon also reminds you that you squandered your wish on a new means of moaning on the internet while everyone else would probably use it for world peace something, enjoy your emoticon
I wish that people would spontaneouly blurt out embarrassing personal secrets as and when I made eye contact with them
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.15 14:40:00 -
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ok the guy or thing that grants the wish just kind of looks at you funny and goes 'you think you the only one to try that? damn you dumb imma give a regular corrupt wish to someone who respects my time' you plead with him to grant you a wish and he agrees under the stipulation 'alrite but nothin too flashy' you end up with a used connect 4 set or something equally underwhelming but hey its uncorrupted.
I wish dogs didn't exist
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.06.30 18:05:00 -
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ok, perfect scores.... in your only courses which are now theology and media studies, you're unemployable.
I wish every aging meme referenced in this thread was destroyed along with every ******* who thinks mentioning rickrolls or chucknorrislol is a reasonable substitute for a real sense of humor
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Ren Surkova
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.10.13 05:57:00 -
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 Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Keaton Kiwiman
granted but h ewished that you where god and thus since you currupted the wish now you are a slug.
 i wish this text was blue
Added Sad faces to the text. It is now very blue.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
ok sure granted sort of except the wishgranter pauses and asks you if you think that's the first time anyone's ever thought of that. he slaps you around the room and gives you some stock, lazy corrupted wish he probably wholesale lifted from old twilight zone episodes. I dunno, maybe you get rich but really bored or become incredibly handsome only to find that the rest of the worlds standards of beauty have been turned on their head. whatever it is its pretty cliche
I wish I could drink at work
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Ren Surkova
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.10.31 00:46:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Aesgrim
I wish that I could send electric charges to "zap" other people through the internet.
You can and you even gain the powers of an Empath. You feel all the pain and suffering of every person in the world, including the people you zap. You go crazy try to kill yourself but fail. The pain it causes your family puts you in a perminent coma where you can only feel the world's pain but not do anything. You can't even scream which makes the world's pain a million times worse.
I wish God actually existed so he could tell everyone to STFU and stop killing each other in his name.
ok god exists, but he never gets round to telling people not to kill each other in his name because he'd just too flattered (wouldn't you be?)
I wish there was something worth wishing for
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Ren Surkova
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.12.07 19:49:00 -
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Ok, you now have a sister, along with like 12 multi-racial nieces and nephews
I wish someone would get their **** together and wipe out japan
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Ren Surkova
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.12.20 11:38:00 -
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you do ok business-wise but the japs hate you now and so does anime by extension. you get sonned by anime. spurned by cartoons. you are charrie brownu and the little red haired girl is an azn gurl who thinks you're creepy and in need of a shower. but you do ok with your offbrand jap appliances so maybe you grow out of it, who knows. gl
I wish I was immune to wasp and bee stings
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Ren Surkova
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.12.21 16:19:00 -
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granted. everyone you know holds an intervention whereupon they say unto you 'dude, is it 2004? no? then stfu about chuck norris, that **** is played out.' they proceed to smother you with food, your last thoughts are how you could really go for a pillow right about now.
I wish my carpet was more an off-white colour rather than the beige it is, oh the power of wishes.
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